This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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