Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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