that's an acceptable place to lick
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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