dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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