Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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