went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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