Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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