i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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