moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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