im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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