i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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