i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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