she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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