bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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