This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
