idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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