Jerry, you need to find god
operation harelip BJ is a go
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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