I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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