I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
