if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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