Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
She just used a chaser for red wine.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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