yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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