And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Do plants get herpes?
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