3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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