Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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