its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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