If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
