Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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