Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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