i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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