So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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