make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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