You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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