In the future we'll all be gay
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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