I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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