I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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