absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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