I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
