I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
NoShamevember. You game?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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