Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
organizing the empties. That sober.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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