he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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