idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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