If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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