Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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