If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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