Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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