physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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