Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
