? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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