I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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