i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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